• Ryan: I bet I could make her scream even from over the internet ;)
  • *reblogs giant ass spider*
  • Ryan: I bet I could make her scream even from over the internet ;)
  • *reblogs giant ass spider*
scrawnyballerina:

LEFT LEG EWWW i hate my left leg. side extension what? turnout what? my left leg does not know how to… do either… :(
I JUST LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS GIF. WTF DISNEY.

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

This is why you didn’t make it into The Avengers